Truth is I hate mushiness. Especially the ones talking about taking me to their mom, When you are just meeting me for the first time. My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you. Like the last pickup line, this one is a classic. Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Can I sleep with you? Why does mine start with U? You think crack is addictive? I do not want you to fall for anyone else. You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out. If you are especially forward, you can even let him check. Another line for the girl who wants to be direct without being too direct. That's because you haven't kissed these lips. Keep it simple and you are sure to catch his attention.
Were you the one who invented the airplane? You have to work hard and left your shyness behind. Because your ass is out of this world! Could you help me find directions to your house? Can I taste yours for a change? Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous. I really want to spend it with you. Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue? Because I just broke my leg falling for you. You will have to give me your name and phone number for insurance purposes. How many times did I call you? If you have a terrible short-term memory, stick to more basic pickup lines like this.
Can you give me the directions to your heart? I think your hand looks heavy. A typical bait-and-switch, this line is sure to get a laugh or chuckle. Can I talk you out of it? You've got a lawyers ass! With the right body language, he will know that you mean the pickup line. Cause I feel irrational around you. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like. We only met in my dreams.
I could study you for days. Without the right attitude, it could come off as corny. I will stir my rod on that. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Read these amazeballs quotes but do not copy-paste them. I'm Craven Morehead are you? When your love interest hesitates, it is most likely a sign that he does not want to scare you away by being too forward. Boy, I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock. Take our advice: If she agrees with you that the Earth is flat, you should probably run and find someone with more brain cells.
Your lips are made to be kissed. Because I find you appealing. I would have worn my bikini. Boy: Because you are my world. I really wanna make you mine.
Presh, you didn't add the silent pick up line? If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you. Let him know that you are interested and give his ego a gentle boost. Are you my phone charger? Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. This pickup line is certain to work. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today.
Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. Do you know what'd look good on you? Then I will add, subtract, multiply and divide everything in one single day. Do you eat lucky charms for breakfast? Could I sleep in yours? This only works, of course, if he saw the Flintstones as a child. Find a favorite or pick a few before you head out on the town. Let me help you to unwrap it.
Why does mine start with U? The doctors are clueless and so am I. Do you have a nickname? Will you be my teddy bear for tonight? So I want to call her now. Guy: What's with all the winky faces? If you think you will regret this by the morning, then we can always sleep in until after lunch. This implies that he will be with you in bed by morning. Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.